self conscious tongue

there you go.

have you been at that place, you know the one, where someone says something like "don't you think your tongue feels weird?" then all you can think about is how big and weird your tongue feels?

Someone recently pointed out that Phrodaux (your humble/egotistical bastard writer) likes the "long comedy". He (me) brings up some reference from earlier and occasionally brings it back up like oh so much pesto from lunch (sorry "sheet vinyl guy", you are now a "thang"). I think the phrase was something like "the master of the ??". (FQ: help me here, can't remember the comment correctly).

{FQ Side bar: Ceremonies? Disguise? Long con?}

now, I sit, wondering when my tongue got to be so weird (and what the hell happened to my pants? I thought I had pants... PANTS!)


Maybe it has something to do with coming home from a vacation in warm places with an abundance of fish tacos and tequila/sprite based drinks? (we spent last weekend in Mexico, nosy Ned) or maybe it is when someone points out something that you knew, but were not aware of it is like saying "those shoes make your nipples look big" then the entire day you are wondering why my shoes have anything to do with the size of my nipples, and I always thought that my nipples were appropriately sized... as you speed through the red light and your brain just says "huh".

{FQ Side bar: All I have to add is SHOE RULE. If everyone followed the shoe rule, there would be no confusing nipple stuff. SHOE RULE clearly states that shoes should be black or brown, unless they are sneakers, in which case they may also be white or maybe gray but that is pushing things a little bit. Those of you out there pink, green, or ORANGE shoes, please take note.}

or maybe it is just me.


...and then...ok, here you go...this is one of those "time to post, must...write" posts, not much contents, so I once sent a joke to Jay Leno. Yah, I know, who hasn't, but shut up...please feel free to include your best joke in the comments that has "Bea Arthur" as the punch line, maybe Jay is reading.