the nice (non-porn) part of the tubes.

So, there are the trolls.

not the good/fun kind that want to make jelly from hobbits and get turned into stone when they are too dim to get inside when the sun comes out. (oh, come ON! it is not that unusual of a reference, it is a major motion picture, for jimminies sake, it is a reference to geek/pop/everyone culture)

they are the ones that say mean things for no reason other than to say mean things (I'm sorry about the sheet vinyl mocking... sorta, I'm funny, really, ask my mom, no don't, she thinks I'm more "odd" than funny)

Then there is the part of the web that shows us that sometimes people can be non-horrible (even when they are not trying to make jelly from our squishy bits)

exhibit (a)

 

(you should click the above, really, do it, not a trick, really)

See, wasn't that nice? even when the jerky pants guy yells at the nice piano. The guy dancing?

exhibit (b)

1-719-26-OATES

yah, we/I know it is not really the web, but someanabisch use your phone, it can make phone calls (really, trust me, it does things besides text and take pictures of your junk)

call this number, it will make any day better (different/better that is the same thing, right?)

use only in case of emergency, or boredom, or if you happen to read this and wonder what the !@#! am they talking about now, those odd, odd people.

exhibit (c)

then there is this.

exhibit (the best)

(I fully support the idea of large hairy men in tutus, well, conceptually, I like the idea of society accepting large hairy men in tutus, well, yes, me in a tutu, they can be slimming)

and finally...

exhibit (x)

those pants make your ass look GREAT!

(please, if you need confirmation, provide photographic evidence and 2 letters of recommendation, but you can really just trust us, your ass does look amazing.)

and... if you think you know a nice corner of the the tubes, please let us know in the comments. We will (may) include it in a future post.

 (and make a comment about how nice your ass looks, really it does look amazeballs, yes, I am ashamed about using amazeballs, not the part about your ass, really, just wow... wow)